Posted Aug 20th 2008 3:19PM by TMZ Staff
Nicollette Sheridan was unrecognizably nice outside Mr. Chow last night -- smiling, posing with fans, and even giving someone a lift home! It's a pretty sharp contrast from the last time she was out...a total bitch.

The wasabi must have been hallucinogenic.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Posted Aug 20th 2008 11:53AM by TMZ Staff
Isaiah Washington was rocking a pimp suit and a badass swagger outside the Viper Room -- but any street cred he had was automatically vaporized with one look at the game-killing tupperware in his left hand.

Dude, just because Diddy did it, doesn't mean it's O.K.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Posted Aug 20th 2008 11:05AM by TMZ Staff
Country star Pat Green wanted a beer on stage the other night -- he got one, all right.
Green was singin' after a NASCAR race Saturday when he asked all his rowdy friends, "Anyone got a beer?" Well, someone delivered a full unopened can -- right between his eyes. Michigan state troopers say he was knocked out cold, but his rep says that just a bunch of suds.
No one gets knocked out by a beer can these days without somebody catching it on video. So far, we haven't seen any ... but we'd like to!
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Posted Aug 20th 2008 11:02AM by TMZ Staff
Five out of five dentists say Michael Phelps is all wet -- when it comes to his choice of breakfast cereal.
Health experts are going nuts because Mikey likes Frosted Flakes, and is going to be on the FF box rather than a Wheaties box, like pretty much every other big-shot athlete. They're all up in arms because Flakes has three times as much sugar as Wheaties and only a fraction of the fiber. Not so grrrrrreat after all?!
We've put in a call to the Wheaties peeps, but haven't heard back yet.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Talk Sports
Posted Aug 20th 2008 10:00AM by TMZ Staff
Our photog touted "EXCLUSIVE VIDEO" in his shoot report this morning, of the one and only Angie Dickinson, Sergeant Pepper herself, yesterday at LAX.

Nice try ... it was just some chick named Ann-Margret.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Posted Aug 20th 2008 9:26AM by TMZ Staff
91-year-old masturbation enthusiast Ernest Borgnine is refusing to back down from his whacked out on-air confession the other day -- that routinely flogging the bishop won't make you go blind (as our photog's father led him to believe), but is actually the key to vitality.

Guess father doesn't always know best.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Posted Aug 19th 2008 4:01PM by TMZ Staff
He weighs as much as Pavarotti's calf muscle (RIP), but the little kid who blew our minds (and our eardrums) with his freakish operatic ability is back -- and this time he's droppin' an entire verse!

Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Posted Aug 19th 2008 3:07PM by TMZ Staff
Gummi Bear's new make-out partner looked pleased with the nickname we came up with for her -- and it sure beats him comparing her to an "older sister." "Flowers in the Attic" anyone?

One thing they weren't happy about: Our photog breaking the news that Gum Gum lost a "Who'd You Rather" poll to bin Laden. At least he beat Mini-Me.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Posted Aug 19th 2008 2:00PM by TMZ Staff
English is Will Ferrell's first language -- just don't expect him to understand it when spoken by an actual Englishman.

Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Posted Aug 19th 2008 1:44PM by TMZ Staff
Amanda Beard squashed any and all romantic rumors between her and Michael Phelps today with one crushing low blow -- saying, "Ew. That's Nasty."

He may have won eight gold medals -- but Phelps got no love from Beard who bashed her fellow Olympian over and over again on the "Johnjay and Rich in the Morning" radio show. Beard, who once stripped naked for Playboy, even went further with the insults saying she could never date Phelps because she has "really good taste."
Guess young, successful and ripped don't count for anything...
Filed under: Hook-Ups, Wacky & Weird, Talk Sports
Posted Aug 19th 2008 1:40PM by TMZ Staff
Nothing says "after lunch conversation" like a little bulimia humor -- this time spewed forth by #1 "Deal or No Deal" model Claudia Jordan, with skinny sidekicks #10 and #11.

Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Posted Aug 19th 2008 12:55PM by TMZ Staff
Samantha Ronson has gained fame through Lindsay Lohan -- and now her little bro is rebounding off her.

Sam's half-bro, Alexander Dexter-Jones, is getting newfound fame for being known as Samantha Ronson's deejaying brother. TMZ obtained pics of Alex spinning at The Plumm in NYC, and dude even went as far to sport a Sam-like fedora.
As for SamRo, he says they talk daily and when asked about the media's obsession with her Alex said, "Opinions are like a**holes, everyone has one." Wit must run on Sam's Dad's side.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Lindsay Lohan
Posted Aug 19th 2008 12:23PM by TMZ Staff
George Hamilton is desperate for some baking -- and shockingly we're not talking about a tanning bed.
We're told Orange George was looking to sweeten the deal on a new condo in a luxury high-rise on Wilshire Blvd, so he added the following clause -- free cookies for a year!
According to Coco Clayman-Cook, the seller's agent, after the tan man devoured the goods from Tutu Bakery -- which happens to be owned by the seller's wife -- he demanded they throw in a dozen cookies every month for a year after closing.
Now we know it's a buyer's market out there.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Posted Aug 19th 2008 11:41AM by TMZ Staff
We tried interviewing hot little Japanese bikini model Yukina Kinoshita yesterday in Bev Hills. Our papper even tried spitting a little game in her native tongue.

Unfortunately, our photog had no idea what the hell she was saying.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Posted Aug 19th 2008 9:55AM by TMZ Staff
She may very well be a homewrecker, but when one pap -- not TMZ's -- called Sienna Miller that name to her face at LAX yesterday -- Miller was pissed!

Filed under: Wacky & Weird
